Blogging Blogke Hater Q&A #1

 Blogging Blogke: What's your problem? What do you have against my blog?

Anonymous Blogging Blogke Hater: Blogging Blogke, I'm worried that you're engaging in a negative manner with the content of the Blogke blog, this--this bit doesn't work when you have to stop to write down what I tell you. 

Blogging Blogke: Continue.

Anonymous Blogging Blogke Hater: *laughter* Yeah I just think, I just think Blogke is coming from a place of genuine desire to share--

Blogging Blogke: SLOW DOWN!

Anonymous Blogging Blogke Hater: ...a less than serious connotation. Dude, you're misquoting me.

Blogging Blogke: Ah fuck, I have to get more of these... what do you call them?

Anonymous Blogging Blogke Hater: What do you call what?

Blogging Blogke: Fuck! The things that say who's talking.

Anonymous Blogging Blogke Hater: Frankly, this is a farcical interview. This is why I think your blog sucks.

Blogging Blogke: Ooooh... ohhhh...

Anonymous Blogging Blogke Hater: You stupid idiot.

Blogging Blogke: *through tears* Please be nice.

Anonymous Blogging Blogke Hater: I thought that your prose in your most recent post wasn't bad.

Blogging Blogke: Fuck, I need more of these text things.

Anonymous Blogging Blogke Hater: You should just use letters to represent us and then paste it in later. You hear, there are these lulls in the conversation when you are too busy copy and pasting things.

MJ: I'm getting iced out of the interview.

BB: I can't do any more of these fucking name things.

ABBH: Misquotes left and right.

BB: Wait, what did you say?

MJ: "I'm getting iced out of the interview."

BB: No, not you.

ABBH: "Misquotes left and right."

MJ: It's fucking "MJ."

ABBH: You're never gonna get any of this down. You skipped over a couple lines.

MJ: This is really complex.

ABBH: This is a really funny blog post. I admit that this shows a bit of enguinity from Blogging Blogke, which I didn't expect.

BB: Fuck! Save me, Grammarly!

MJ: Just don't even bother, it's funnier if there's a typo.

BB: Augh... well... I'm not writing any more of this. And we're not doing a podcast. Um, okay. That's it. Thanks. Actually, you can--wait. I didn't ask a lot of questions. Ummmm, okay one last question. Ummmmm do y- uhhhhh. Uhhhh. Fuck. Do you like Blogke?

ABBH: ...

BB: Do you?

ABBH: Yeah, I said yes before, you just didn't hear me. because of your stupid fucking ears and your terrible blog.

MJ: Can I say something now? 

BB: You each get like, one more thing. Who wants to go first? ...Hello?

ABBH: I just wanna put it out there and say that pork chops are pretty good. I hated them as a kid, but really, if you put pork chops in from of me, I would just eat them all. And I think that shows a kind of personal growth that the author of Blogging Blogke would show if they stopped Blogging Blogke. Exclamation mark.

MJ: My name is MJ. Lowercase j.

BB: Got it.